Mattism #30

I used to have one of these. My mom got it for me when I was 12.

Mattism #29

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ04mfAY2BU

John is in a Jack and Jill Renaissance league. He's a full on wizard. That's some fucking fruity shit. Fucking nerds!

Mattism #28

Eating edamame is like eating a hairy human ear

Mattism #27

Dude is fleecing soccer moms everywhere with his cover song bullshit! AND..........he's charging Neil Diamond prices!!!! AND..........he's fucking Canadian for Christs sake!!

Michael Buble - my absolute least favorite singer - EVER!

Mattism #26

Your lips are so soft - that's what this pic makes me think

Mattism #25

Cupcakes?!?!? Shit.....its just CAKE!!!

There's nothing new in cupcakes, they all taste the same! At least Molly Moo has some new shit. Balsamic Cherry, that's good. We all love ice cream. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream........I don't scream for cup cakes.

But.............God bless cup cakes for weddings. I hate that cutting cake shit.