Mattism #37

I cant stand the sound of a slamming toilet seat!

I refuse to put the seat down because I cant stand the sound. I bought soft close seats for the house. Even then, I hate touching them.

Mattism #36

I'm going as my girlfriends dad for Halloween

See my earlier posts about moustaches and how they relate to father figures. I now have a beard, that will soon become a moustache. Therefore, I will be my girlfriends dad for Halloween.