Monday, February 21, 2011

Mattism #40


They were gettin all DOS on my ass, telling me about semicolons and shit

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Mattism #39




That's totally like a black guy. Date a white chick that looks like a black chick. I think she's got butt-tox!


Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Mattism #38


The funniest thing happened yesterday! My girlfriend got hit by a car and called me all whiney. I had to go pick her up.